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Fat cooter

When a girl has an absolute monster set of bottom lips on her and they look like they wanna bite you and shit you might let ‘em
Damn this lady has a fat cooter
by Baklsackporn September 25, 2024
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bootcut cooter

A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.
Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.
by Wildchild*69 November 27, 2024
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bootcut cooter

A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.
Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.
by Wildchild*69 November 27, 2024
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Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025
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Carnivorous Cooter

The nastiest and worst looking vagina man has ever seen. It looks like it could devour you and could possibly chew through her underwear. Some things are not meant to be seen!!!
The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!
by Bamambalynn May 20, 2025
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Monkey Cooties

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."
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Colon Cooter

Rectum?...Damn near destroyedum!
It's not a Bussy, Terrance. It's a Colon Cooter.
by McTobes January 12, 2026
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