Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences

Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020

just like coffee

its just like coffee :

Dude: Shes so hot!

You: Just like coffee

Dude#2: Awe man i failed my math test!

You: Just like coffee

by FuckWiddIt December 9, 2013

Clay Coffee

Most highly anticipated streamer of all time, Cam Weeny, also known as “Cameron Jones” strives to make the world a better place. He is sponsored by many cologne companies due to that being his staple of entertainment. Many companies such as WD-40 Bug Spray and Buggers Delight are usually known as his pillars of support. He is also known as one of the popular speedrunners that have completed “Scrat’s Nutty Adventure” in under 15 minutes.

Viewer: “I love using my WD-40 Bug Spray”

Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”

by Clay Coffee June 10, 2024

Sweet coffee

A PENIS THAT'S BAD TO YOU

My Girlfriend is being a sweet coffee.

by Moltenfoxy October 28, 2022

Philadelphia Coffee

Codeword for a beer in a to-go coffee cup. Used by a bartender’s friends or local alcoholics who want to drink a beer on their next commute.

Customer: “hey bartender can you slide me a Philadelphia Coffee.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”

by Hunteranger May 31, 2021

Coffee

Coffee is a addicted drink or powder normally used in the morning for energy. Some people use the term Coffee as “(C)hrist (O)ffers (F)orgiveness (F)or (E)veryone (E)verywhere”

I’m having a energy rush on coffee!
I learned what C.o.f.f.e.e meant at church today!

by i0nlyspeakFactS March 8, 2020