The Redneck Code was created in 1883 by the redneck icon JS Williams the Third, who is best know for his late century drag performances.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
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When the situation escalates to this point, the agent has no other choice but to redirect the passengers luggage to Easter island or some remote airport with two flights a month.
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This has been used in several European airports after repeated assault and aggressive behavior towards professional airline staff.
In some extreme situations we also developed code RAMBO. Please check and like
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