The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.
by Bobdabear September 10, 2019
Get the crush them candiesmug. I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.
by MarianneM September 5, 2016
Get the Candy man confusionmug. When an individual drops acid and then drops md he has candy flipped, however if an individual then took more lsd they would be at the flap end of the word
by N1l3z1997 July 19, 2018
Get the The candy flip flapmug. Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.
by MOPNB May 12, 2008
Get the Cotton Candy Candidatemug. a condition caused by lack of dental hygiene. this causes an individuals teeth to change colors accordingly to the color of the food or drink they consume.
man lil chris drank some kool aid and his teeth were red, then he ate some blue sour punch straws and they turned blue. he got them candy paint teeth!
by hardhitr3 November 29, 2009
Get the Candy Paint Teethmug. The act of mixing blood and cum into a coca-cola bottle, freezing it and preceding to suck on it as you would a Popsicle.
by Y2784 November 25, 2013
Get the Candy cane lanemug. smokable cocaine, made of 2 parts cocaine, and one part baking soda, with a little water often smoked by "crackheads" or "dope-feinds"
by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006
Get the ice cream candymug.