Bell Canada

Canada's answer to AT&T. It's outsourced over priced and will charge you to remove their equipment regardless of whether you have an account or not.

Bell Canada wanted to charge me to remove their internet equipment.

by WendyOKoopa2 September 2, 2021

Canada's History

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.

Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.

by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010

Canada's History

"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"

all those "alien abductions" reported in Canada, they're really Canada's History going down.

by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.

The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.

by Alexial February 6, 2010

Canada Wet

A sex position were you pour ginger ale down someone's ass.

I gave your sister a Canada Wet yesterday.

by Mother deleter December 29, 2021

Gulf of Canada

A body of water soon to be renamed

The Gulf of Canada is just off the coast of the southernmost province.

by anonymous May 5, 2025

Canada

Code word for anal deriving from an image drawn by Merunyaa of Meru holding her arms in a certain way to turn the word "Canada" on her sweatshirt into the word "anal"

Hey, wanna do Canada later?
Hell yeah! Canada is my favorite!

by the entirety of antartica December 14, 2023