graham cracker 

An old person who tries to act cool.

Kid: Hey! Get a load of the graham cracker! Ahaha!
Man: Is that a geezer on a skateboard?!
Old Man: LOOGAME! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kid & Man together: A 360 Varial McTwist?!

graham cracker by Smart American Male October 18, 2006

Angry Cracker 

When a white men, and only a white man, uses shit as a lubricant while masturbating, and when you are finished, you take the excess shit and put it into a bucket. You then turn on meatspin.com and leave the room

Last night i was feeling down after Sheniqua left me for a small horse, so i preceded to give myself an angry cracker and then go to bed.

Angry Cracker by Claire "Transsexual" Murray September 24, 2006

Cracker Snatcher 

Black guy that uses his prowess, i.e. oversized cock, to date exclusively white women, thereby making them unavailable to white guys. Fortunately, white guys don't mind as the snatchers tend to usually end up with the fattest, nastiest trailer park whores anyway.

friend #1 "I feel so sorry for Paul, some cracker snatcher made off with his wife."

friend #2 "Well, you had to see it coming, she's been complaining about his tiny wang for years."

friend #1 "I guess those back problems he's been having were the final straw for her."

friend #2 "I always thought he was a fag anyway, maybe he'll find a good man now"

Cracker Snatcher by Martyr_T September 5, 2008

Iceland Cracker 

To throw up into ones genital area.

"Woah nelly, you just gave me an iceland cracker. BITCH!"

Iceland Cracker by Raul Casablancas May 28, 2006

ass cracker 

(1)- a loud fart that comes out of no were,normaly 4 to 3 seconeds long.

(2)- a insult to some one , to white ppl often.

(3)- i fire cracker actually sounding like a fart. not like a f c

after the fart- holly fucking ass cracker

dude you such a ass cracker , get out of hear..

haha nice as cracker , sounded funny , lets do it again..

ass cracker by gabeeee August 24, 2008

cracker 

A citizen of Georgia who is of Anglo-Saxon/Celtic descent; ususally follows the word Georgia.

He may have lived here in North Carolina for the past 20-some years, but his accent reveals that he is just a Georgia cracker.

cracker by James Cox August 29, 2006

fuck cracker 

a person most likley male that is not only gay but is attracted to every guy he sees and would like to Fuck them all

dude why are you suck a fuck cracker

i found out your a fuck cracker

fuck cracker by realdefinitionsforyou January 30, 2009