Catholic Candybar 

The profit an Alter Boy gains after giving the priest his services.

Very good Johnny, you made God a very happy man. Here, have a Snickers bar.

Catholic Candybar by Dubya May 12, 2004

Candy Caning 

Candy caning is when a girl is on her menstrual cycle, and she has sexual intercourse with a male. Afterwards she performs fellacio and sucks the blood off the penis. Then Switches back to having sex and the back to oral and repeat.

Jen comes home after a late night at the Bar to find Geb looking all hot and stuff!!! She could not resist despite being on her period. She had to have him so she starting Candy Caning.

Candy Caning by Snow Flake September 4, 2013

russian candy 

When a man eats out a girls poon when shes on the rag, and she sucks his dick. They then mix the blood and semen by making out and the resulting mixing fluids look like a candy.

Billy: Dude me and your mom made some sweet russian candy last night!
Kareem: My mom doesn't know how to make candy.
Billy: She does now, she does now.

russian candy by fuckyocouchnigga July 14, 2006

candy heart 

another name for that lovely place between a females legs thats always warm and ready

my candy heart is waiting for your tasting

candy heart by liberty November 19, 2004

candy apple man

Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.

'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'

candy apple man by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

Swedish Candycane 

The act in beating a girl with your dick till she starts bleeding while your ejaculating on her face. Somewhat similar to the strawberry shortcake.

After I gave Carly the birmingham booty call i gave her a Swedish Candycane.

Swedish Candycane by Burnss22 March 16, 2009

Candy Man 

one who brings candy to little boys and girls. his payment it the happiness of the litte kids.

ahhhhh, it's the candy man, hoooraaaah, yaaaay.

Candy Man by allah ownz January 27, 2007