Canada's History

Enter something lame and boring here

hey do you know anything about canada's history?
no i didnt know they even had one.

by maa107 February 6, 2010

Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010

Cpl Canada

1. An enlisted Marine who over compensates for his diminutive stature.

2. A short man who has not come to grips with the fact that his arguments are based on misconceptions and opinion as opposed to facts.

3. A grown man whos does not meet the height requirements for the rides in Disney World. So instead settles for watching the camera's and loose items.

Yea he's really turning into Cpl Canada

by CPL LOSEY October 9, 2010

Canada Dry

Soda that you might drink if there’s no Coca-Cola or Dr. Pepper.

“I’m drinking Canada Dry right now”

by type aaaa February 20, 2022

Canada

A elitist cult of vehicular exclusionnistic terrorists that deserve the brain bull for organ harvesting billions of spermatozoa and scattering stolen children globally. Ggh monsters

I don't think you can pay me to come back when I leave Canada your exclusionnistic motorized terrorists that deserve hells flames mostly as adults. Perverts.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Canada

A make believe place where bagged milk exists, and all it's inhabitants are mythological creatures.

Person 1 : "Did you hear the new kid is from Canada?"

Person 2 : "No way dude! That place is totally fake."

by canadainhabitant12 September 12, 2021

Canada Daddy

A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood

"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."

"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."

by Wildgrowth July 28, 2018