tomorrows bread

freshest of the fresh

OOOOWEEEEE after that fresh cut I feel like tomorrows bread

by TimE March 18, 2015

Makin' bread

Self pleasing yourself AKA masturbation

John : hey Jimmy, watcha doing over there?

Jimmy : Makin' bread ;)

by nzninja99 April 12, 2015

bread smoothie

Bay area colloquial for beer

Yo Ross pass a bread smoothie this way.

by bread_smoothie May 14, 2015

bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.

"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."

by whobedat June 18, 2015

bird bread

The first and last piece of bread in a loaf that no one likes

Bro through out that bird bread!

by Jharp44 December 12, 2015

Raisin Bread

An expression of extreame joy or excitement; A replacement for yeet and swag; also knows as a sassy come back

Ex 1
Person 1: Hey I just got a new console today!
Person 2: Wow dude that's totally raisin bread!

Ex 2
Person 1: Shut up you asshole
Person 2: Raisin bread

by Zanderbell June 11, 2016

leb bread

An Australian slang word used for Lebanese bread.

"What are we going to do with all this left over chicken?"
"Just chuck it in some Leb bread and have it for lunch tomorrow"

by Saltlaurenn May 16, 2016