boob crev

The dark side of the boob, the fold under the breast.

"I heard that Nicole decided to dress up as Steve Urkel for Halloween."
"Yeah, it was a great costume, except that she had her pants pulled up under her boob crev. Not very Urkel-esque."

by Malingergeist April 30, 2015

bloobering

The act of being a blooper or inadvertently actin a fool.

Jayquan is bloobering hard today, he just put a whole turkey on his head.

by Rap God Easy to Read 5000 May 15, 2015

Boob banter

An excuse guys use to screenshot cleavage on snapchat

"Did you just screenshot my boobs?"
"Don't worry, it's just boob banter"
"Well that's ok then"

by Don't really care June 1, 2015

Boob diamond

The brilliant diamond shape made between your cleavage and dress when you got boobs so big and perky that they wanna make geometry

Her boob diamond makes me wanna buy her a real one

by Nique_carter September 7, 2015

boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

boob dial

When your cell phone accidentally dials someone while it's in you bra.

I accidentally boob dialed my husband while I was pumping gas.

by Meberea March 7, 2016

boob ton

A whole bunch of shit. Except in Asian countries

Got a boob ton of shit at cash n carry, the discounts are real.

by Ross danish August 30, 2016