Man Boobs

Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.

The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.

Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....

1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )

2: Puberty is awesome.

The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
by U MAD? July 16, 2012
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cousin boobed

When you are surfing social media and notice big boobs but look at the face and it is your cousin.
I was trolling Facebook and noticed this chick with big boobs but then I looked up and it was my cousin. I got cousin boobed.
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Bare Boob

"Dude I just touched Michelle bare boob"
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Boob-shy

When someone is afraid of glorious boobies.
"Man, don't be so boob-shy"
by Bob the boob-shy August 21, 2012
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muffin boobs

Muffin boobs is when a girl has boobs that are so defored the look like the top of a muffin.
"Look at that girls muffin boobs!"

"Gloria has some nasty muffin boobs."
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Boob Sweat

The delicious nectar that accumulates under big boobs
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Boob squeeze

“Squeezing occurs when: There is clear indentation (e.g. dents, imprints, depressions, marks, etc.) on the female breast or clothing caused by curved fingers in a grabbing motion."
Did you see the updated FB policy on Boob Squeeze?
by Whyisthiswet December 01, 2020
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