A tricked out, modified British vehicle, usually an overland vehicle (similar in concept to a rice burner - tricked out, modified Asian car), but with one possible difference (not always true). Usually, someone with money would spend the money on modifying such vehicles, whereas younger people will trick out their Asian cars any way they can afford. This can be applied to SUVs in general.
I don't believe this... Look at this! Look at this biscuit burner going by. You sure can't take that Range Rover anywhere off-road!
by Deaf Drummer August 20, 2010

A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.
by Hunter from Hereford February 9, 2015

The act of getting a biscuit (see biscuit) very stupid high on marijuana causing there poor biscuit mind to panick a way of hazing your local biscuits
Yo Andy is coming by
Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol
Yup
Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds
Yo smoke this weed biscuit
Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve
Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah
Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not
(10 minutes later)
Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)
(High five)
Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao
Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit
Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol
Yup
Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds
Yo smoke this weed biscuit
Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve
Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah
Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not
(10 minutes later)
Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)
(High five)
Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao
Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit
by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

A a kind of bread in small, soft cakes, raised with baking powder or soda, or sometimes with yeast that includes in its recipe sour mash, pork lard, and turkey gizzards. Not a Sunday-go-to-meeting bun but leavened bread that G-D ---self would eat.
If you want a snack, here's a Ho Ho. If you want to feel like you ate a truck, here's a prairie biscuit.
by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 26, 2010

to inform an authority figure of illicit behavior. refers to narcotics agents, as often related to drug use.
by RustbeltLingua January 9, 2009

by metal man82 April 30, 2009

Man you won’t believe what I did last night, my girl finally let me fuck her in the ass, and I left that bitch with a soggy biscuit
by Big Daddy XXL April 16, 2021
