Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid

Tolstoys beard is in my potato salad… gross

by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023

Ass beard

A beard, you grow on your ass.

Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!

by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019

Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male

Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!

by kmfa666 July 8, 2010

Bearded voice

A voice so soothingly masculine it has a beard

“Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”

“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”

“A bearded voice indeed.”

“Silence, brit.”

by Ceasze August 5, 2020

neo beard

Having a beard that looks like neo from the matrix. All neck hair with patches on face.

Nice neo beard dude, going to fight agent smith?
You should have your neo neck shaved brother.

by spatialnate August 4, 2015

Bearding

Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.

“Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!

by Jackson Smerldin. March 31, 2024

bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.

Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.

by toomuchfist May 5, 2018