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Ass Stomper

A gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your asshole. This act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim.
I had taco bell last night and had the ass stomper of my life. I thought I ripped my asshole.
by hollyhood609 August 19, 2010
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ass-thumbing

Ass-thumbing is when you go to the bar and drink Captain and ginger, and then you strategically place your yourself between 2 people and nonchalantly stick your thumb in someone's butt. The goal is not to get caught and to make the person getting ass-thumbed think it was someone else. Ass-thumbing also goes by " doing the Crosby" Ass- thumbing is believed to be a German tradition, and in the States, there is an ass-thumbing group in the mid coast Maine area.
Hey, let's go out to the Myrtle and do some ass-thumbing.
by Aaron goodwin July 6, 2014
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Ass Vampire

A bottom who sucks the cum out of every guy he sees, using his ass that is
Viril: *smirk* "bLogan becomes an ass vampire instead of a werewolf"
by 🐼 Ren July 22, 2021
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Ass On The Ceiling

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling
"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"
by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008
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ass yolk

The slippy slimey substance that comes from one's asshole when having sex
Nathan:My girl got some nasty ass yolk

Darrel:Eww what the fuck
by AssYolkjr August 15, 2016
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Ass-foncles

When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.
I'm being sued for assault, because i walked around a corner and he got the ass-foncles.
by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010
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Ass Sap

During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.
I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.
by chengler October 9, 2016
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