Man you won’t believe what I did last night, my girl finally let me fuck her in the ass, and I left that bitch with a soggy biscuit
by Big Daddy XXL April 16, 2021
by JamsElude February 04, 2018
by metal man82 December 22, 2008
Dayyymmm look at shawtys biscuit heels
by XxXHeroXx April 01, 2021
The act of getting a biscuit (see biscuit) very stupid high on marijuana causing there poor biscuit mind to panick a way of hazing your local biscuits
Yo Andy is coming by
Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol
Yup
Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds
Yo smoke this weed biscuit
Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve
Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah
Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not
(10 minutes later)
Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)
(High five)
Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao
Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit
Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol
Yup
Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds
Yo smoke this weed biscuit
Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve
Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah
Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not
(10 minutes later)
Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)
(High five)
Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao
Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit
by Myownbestdonkey September 06, 2019
A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.
by Hunter from Hereford February 10, 2015
A turd or shit. As a plural, arse-biscuits indicates strong disbelief in the sentiment just expressed.
Husband: damn that arse-biscuit is redder than a motherfucker.
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?
Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?
Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!
by Trayfern August 29, 2013