April 13th

International fuck-a-friend day
Huh. They really let any moron make one of these

“Well, it’s april 13th, you know what that means, Hannah”

by Doctor ball-tickler April 13, 2022

April 29

Its national kiss or make out with your friend (specifically ones that has a name that starts with an p or m)

Girl (P): Its April 29 lets make out.

Boy (M): Ok bet.

by hahabozoloser March 12, 2022

April Sex

When people have sex in April.

Oh my god its all in!

And on April!

I love April Sex!

by sexyballs17 April 20, 2021

April 14

The day an amazing person was born. Only girls though that were born on this day are amazing. You are lucky if you are friends or have a relationship with them.

I am such an amazing person because I was born on April 14th.

by ilovehotmoms1265 February 2, 2022

April 16

This day was made for people with strange/satanic powers.

Y/N: Please choose 4 cards!
Person: *chose 6-6-6-10 from the pack*
Y/N: Oh, you must have been born in April 16

by Lds17 November 19, 2019

April 11th

National show your Pussy Day

Bf: Hey April 11th so its national show your pussy day, Can I see it?
Gf: Oh sure!

by Goldfisheater69 April 10, 2022

April 18

National Austin Quesenberry should shut the fuck up day. who names their kid quesenberry anyways.

It’s finally april 18th now we can tell austin to stfu

by catsonbars42 April 18, 2021