american healthcare

Literally does not exist. At all. The word itself means something that does not exist at all.

Tony: Hey what are NFTs?
Hank: American Healthcare.
Tony:Oh okay, thanks

by Why do you read this part? July 7, 2023

American Soup

Ice cream or frozen custard that has been melted into a liquid, soup-like consistency

The ice cream was sitting out too long, and it turned into American Soup.

by Fridge & Freezer July 15, 2023

American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.

I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.

by KERMlT September 28, 2022

American broomstick

A term for American orbital rockets. The term was created by head of Russian Space Agency Rogozin on Twitter, when trying to threaten the USA, by not flying their cargo on Russian Soyuz rockets, due to international sanctions that came as a consequence of Russia vs Ukraine war.

"Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom." - SpaceX Launch Director moments before liftoff

by froemosen March 23, 2022

American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022

American pie

A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.

Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.

by JubilationTCornpone January 28, 2021

American Roulette

The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.

"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."

by Dee._ January 30, 2021