kankle hater

anyone without kankles

brittany is a kankle hater

by littlemonkey546755 January 25, 2010

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smoothie hater

A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.

Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.

by R Dingle March 30, 2015

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A person, online personality, or variation thereof who is of a largely negative disposition towards everybody around them due to general malaise and crushing depression of modern life - especially when those of the same social and economic status and stature who try to portray themselves as being happier or of higher status than their peers on social media and in conversation, despite living in the same circumstances as everybody else in the attempt to gain fame, or attention from the opposite sex.

Generally also includes those who hold onto grudges towards those who have acted in an unjust way in their youth or past and now act like different people to those they have done unjust actions towards.

"Yo you see Bobby's story? Cunt didn't start watching Seinfeld or listen to rock shit until last week, now he's posting Kramer quotes and wearing flannel shirts. I swear to God he was going emo punk last year, remember when he pretended to be Eminem in school?"

"Bruh I'mma fuckin' hater I'll be honest, I just hate the cunt at this point he's so annoying."

by SoulBrotherPalGuy February 18, 2023

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Hater

A person who hates another person or specific thing , disliking of what people do or how something is done or you can be a Jamal because Jamal is a natural born playahater

For instance: Akeilla and Jamals mother were conversating while he was quietly watching his movie he then asked for us to go somewhere and play a board game. Jamal is a hater

by Keecardi January 16, 2020

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