Johnny Pizza

A fortnite skin from 2019 known for having a larger ass than all other male skins

I just got the Johnny Pizza skin, it's got me drooling in every match

by hamburger man 146y710235701245 June 8, 2023

Johnny

Joint, a thing you fill with weed shaped like a cone and then smoke it.

Dad do you want to smoke this Johnny with me.
Yo bro tryna smoke a Johnny?
I CAUGHT MY SON SMOKING A JOHNNY!!!!

by Boogidibababy17 June 10, 2023

Johnny Depp creepy

When one is creepy and pedophile-like. Originated from the movie Into The Woods

"He's creepy. I mean, not like Johnny Depp creepy, but..."

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Johnny foreskin

A person named Johnny that has a concerning amount of foreskin

Calakta: I hate foreskin
Johnny foreskin: bitch
Calakta: *gets submerged in foreskin*
Johnny foreskin: die bitch

by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023

Johnny Derp

A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.

Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 25, 2023

Drop a Johnny

Take a shit, defecate. Called after slimy Johnny Howard the worst Australian Slime Minister ever.

Let's all drop a johnny on Johnny Howard. Good idea, but he won't smell any more than he already does.

by anonymous June 30, 2023

John Johnny

A way of representing the idea that two different things or concepts are essentially the same, despite minor differences. It's often used humorously to downplay differences that might be seen as trivial or inconsequential.

Origin: Coined by a Greek malaka in London

Kostas: Let's nip it in the butt.
Joseph: You mean "nip it in the bud"?
Kostas: John Johnny! 😅

by Vociferous Vandal June 14, 2024