Coochie-tard

When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman who has down syndrome.

I pulled a coochie-tard yesterday.

by Twan86 November 08, 2021

Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.

Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.

by Scribblyscrabbidydoo April 06, 2018

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

Tard waffle

A word to describe idiots that like png tubers

your a freaking Tard waffle

by stoopidrak448 July 12, 2022

/k/tard

A user of the /k/ firearm board on 4chan.

/k/tard - "you can fit a 50. BMG round inside a 12 gauge"
random user - "cool story you /k/tard"

by Dick's Stealers October 30, 2023

semi-tard

An individual slow of wit but who has enough going on to be fed ridiculous BS and recite it back accurately on demand. One whose dimwittedness is their dominant and most endearing characteristic.

Big Willis, the overweight pawn mouthpiece of the fraternity boys, recited the foul lyrics of the Anti Frat Rat song to any and all who would listen to his semi-tard rant.

by Yablonski March 23, 2007