Brent Johnson

to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:

- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush

- wine cellar

in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.

to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:

“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”

- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 06, 2024
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spaco johnson

1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.
Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'
by captianstabber May 20, 2014
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jayla johnson

Played the lead role in strange things about the johnsons back in 2011, she was well known for her professional acting in expertise of jerking off to her dad
That girl is such a jayla johnson
by Sluxreper March 13, 2017
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Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.
Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.
by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024
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trumaine johnson

A football cornerback for the Rams, nicknamed the goat. legend has it he picks off any pass within 12 miles of him.
by Mojopowell February 18, 2018
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Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk
Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.
by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016
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Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force
I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.
by April 26, 2021
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