Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!
Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,
Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!
Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,
Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!
by Paulisthebest September 18, 2013
Get the tight as a fishes ass hole mug.This is the biggest insult you can call someone. It is even worse than stealing their nose. It is the only insult worse than poo poo head
Person A: “Gotcha Nose!”
Person B: “Give it back you Poo Poo Ass Bitch!”
Person A: “Hey man that really hurt my feelings. I didn’t like how you called me a ‘poo poo ass bitch.’ It was very hurtful, and it really makes me question our friendship. Try not to use such a harsh insult next time. Are we still friends?”
Person B: “Yea, man. I’m sorry that I said that. I take it back. Please don’t tell my mom.”
Person A: “Nah I won’t tell either of our moms. We’re cool. Here’s your nose back.”
Person B : “Thanks man. Will you put it back on my faces.”
Person A: “Of course.”
Person B: “IT’S NOT WORKING!!”
Person A: “One sec lemme fix it.”
Person B: “Thanks, bro. I can smell again.”
Person A: “Anytime, bro.”
*The two bros hug it out*
Person B: “Give it back you Poo Poo Ass Bitch!”
Person A: “Hey man that really hurt my feelings. I didn’t like how you called me a ‘poo poo ass bitch.’ It was very hurtful, and it really makes me question our friendship. Try not to use such a harsh insult next time. Are we still friends?”
Person B: “Yea, man. I’m sorry that I said that. I take it back. Please don’t tell my mom.”
Person A: “Nah I won’t tell either of our moms. We’re cool. Here’s your nose back.”
Person B : “Thanks man. Will you put it back on my faces.”
Person A: “Of course.”
Person B: “IT’S NOT WORKING!!”
Person A: “One sec lemme fix it.”
Person B: “Thanks, bro. I can smell again.”
Person A: “Anytime, bro.”
*The two bros hug it out*
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katie was posted to her former friend’s opp ass friend story because she used her for material things and emotional support and got her drug dealer arrested.
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1. "Dude you're telling me you have the beer shits? Hurry up, run like your ass is on fire, and find a poopalorium before you'll end up in the biggest embarrassment of your life!"
2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.
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2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.
Mark H. UD contributer since last February.
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