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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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dip shit

by Grim_walker66 February 26, 2021
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Lord of Shit

Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.
Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)
by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014
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Shit face

A shit face is when someone doesn't makes sense and some one call them out there
by Blacboydb January 23, 2019
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shit group

A group set up by a few (who have the opposite view), to eventually troll a certain group of people with usually similar strong thoughts or beliefs.
Did you see the reaction of those Biden supporters? They lost it when we changed the title to "Trump 2020 for life".
Yeah, I set up the shit group "Biden 2020" before he was even the Democratic candidate.
by O4DEP November 21, 2020
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lub shit

when you are playing fortnite and instead of using bandages you shoot your rocket launcher into the ground killing yourself. Also tends
Me- hey man use some bandages
Friend- Great idea man
*blows self up with rocket launcher*
Me- Wow that was some Lub shit
by hello123412 May 14, 2018
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Shit Gamer syndrome

Recently discovered medical theory shows certain individuals are just born with this syndrome where they lack the hand to eye coordination to effectively and efficiently play games or lack the IQ required to play tactical games.

A serious syndrome with no cure till this date,
Also noting quite prevalent among Somali males.
He shows many symptoms of SGS.
I'm sorry to hear you have shit gamer syndrome.
by Bidgickboy May 27, 2020
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