i wish a bitch would

hoping someone will carry out with what they're claiming to do (female)

Shanice said she was gonna clomp my head yesterday, i wish a bitch would

by Chpvlie December 20, 2023

can i chew your box

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.

While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"

by Michellebell November 24, 2013

I’m bored so I added a word

So yeah I’m board I try and search this up if it works it will be funny

Yo what’s up I’m bored so I added a word

by It’s me cursed Deku September 28, 2020

shut up before i make you

basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.

Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.

by tyler's slut February 10, 2023

I nEeD A qUeStIoN

ask somebody to giv you a question

ay Joe! I nEeD A qUeStIoN
Ya what?
Can i PLz eat your poo?
sure it sure is tasty

by Earth Worm Sally December 09, 2018

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

N O I C E

When something is just so good you have to go mmm noice

Oh yes thats pretty N O I C E

by OutOfOrd3r July 08, 2018