Shit

Shit means poop.

“I shit my pants.”

by anonymous May 20, 2021

Shit

I shit myself really myself really bad and it hurt and it was very spicy

Shit is spicy

by Peepee poopoo check November 7, 2020

unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 6, 2023

Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.

Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

steaming yak shit

When something is annoying past the point of being horse shit

Dude, I got friend zoned again! This is steaming yak shit!

by codered253 February 16, 2013

public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025

Shit-Hawk

The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."

Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"

Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"

(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)

by Placentapede March 27, 2010