soak up my mucilage

management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.

i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!

john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'

i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!

by michael foolsley April 8, 2011

can we turn it up

can we turn it up, like hardcore, imma turn my master down so you can turn it up like hardcore

person 1 -"boi i just died in roblox"
person 2 -"this is so sad can we turn it up"

by ravious7777 July 8, 2018

shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao

Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.

by NotASchoolShooter September 27, 2021

one eye up the chimney

A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.

Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.

When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the

TV and the other eye is up the chimney.

Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.

by Dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009

Fucked-up Find-out

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated at a bar and uses their credit card to buy a round of drinks for friends, but doesnt remember it the next day. Then the billing statement comes and they wonder what the fuck the charge is from.

Drunken George decided he was going to use the plastic at the bar for a round of shots. He had a good time that night, but the following week he experienced the fucked-up find-out.

by Stevie Y December 13, 2004

holding up 4 fingers

holding up 4 fingers for a flick means your obsessed w lorelei

*holding up 4 fingers* i love lorelei

by nsjwkwn April 28, 2022

up your fucking shut

When you're in an argument and you're so pissed off at the other person that you're unable to think straight thus letting out a poor execution of an insult

"You're a gay bitch ass nigga dude"

anger builds up "erGh GrAhgh gggGGG- UP YOUR FUCKING SHUT"

suicidal tendencies build up

by That random guy thing December 2, 2018