seppuku over C'thulu ass

A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.

Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu

Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.

by Paunda November 12, 2016

Wipe One's Ass with 20s

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.

It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s

by The Infamous Smelly August 2, 2010

Turn around on dat ass

When you are attempting to assist an individual and they are extremely ungrateful lil shitz, to avoid conflict you TURN AROUND ON DAT ASS.

Impatient individual:
"That's NOT RIGHT!! You're wrong and dumb.I'm not dealing with this stupid place."
Patient associate talking to other associate:
"Girl I whipped my hair back and forth and will continue to turn around on dat ass until she gets her life together."

by Scaina March 17, 2017

Stink Ass Titties Bitch

wash your titties because they stink bitch

" shut the fuck up with your stink ass titties bitch "

by Kylastacey October 12, 2018

Gay Ass Black Nigga

A black person that got a lil zest in his chest.

"Shut the fuck up you gay ass black nigga"

by sincerelysamemes April 20, 2023

back-assed-mcdick-bastard

a mix of swear words one screams at someone or something, perticularly when frustrated or livid. Often used in uncivilized conversation between two or more people.

Do you know how much of a back-assed-mcdick-bastard you are?

by ~Kat~ December 14, 2010

Fire breathing ass monkey

A shit so hot that when it comes out it squeals like a monkey

Man that was a hurtful fire breathing ass monkey

by ki5man September 14, 2015