national dick pic day

Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough

National Dick pic day means taking a picture of your dick

by Yummdickpicalex November 18, 2017

Combo dick

Refers to a small penis that is similar in size and shape to the popular american snack food.

Heather was happy when she saw the size of my cock because she said her boyfriend had a combo dick.

by clamblaster December 18, 2007

dick fucktard

a variation of the commonly used term fucktard

a way of calling your friends assholes and telling them you hope they choke on there beer without just coming out and saying it

Dick Fucktard was coined during Operation Green Harvest

Drunken Friends; "your a slut"
Drunken Friends; "no YOUR MOMS a slut"
Drunken Friends; "oh I'LL SHOW YOUR MOM a slut"
Drunken Britt; "you guys are a bunch of dick fucktards"

by Brittvj January 4, 2009

national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

by yrfavho April 11, 2017

dick sucking eyes

An adult male with eyes that give you the creeps or are overly effeminate.

Tom: Something has always bugged me about Patrick Swayze.

Hank: It's because he has dick sucking eyes.

by Witworth March 3, 2010

dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

Gets my dick hard

Expression indicating the speaker's favorable opinion of that which is being evaluated

"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."

by catsandbeer.com October 2, 2007