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L Mans

Someone who is untrustworthy., or Unreliable
AKA. Ato Mensah.
The nigga Josh told us he wanna make time for us but baited on us last second. What an L mans”
by Marcupetersonnn April 30, 2025
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spider man whopper

A whopper with red buns and black seeds, made to promote "Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse". Nothing else.
I ate the spider man whopper... and d i e d.
by TheRealMikey July 4, 2023
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Jack The Sexy Man

I am a very sexy men hot woman like me yes I am the very sexy man
John: Hey Thomas how's you're day been?

Thomas: Jack The Sexy Man

John: Kill yourself
by Cum hoarder November 2, 2020
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Number man

And to the crazy guy who explained light to me and the love of god. You will always be in my heart the day you almost squeezed my neck off.
Number man thank you for putting me on this journey
by Supportivejenny March 12, 2020
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Half man

Half man is a leech someone who is extremely Cheap! He is half man but in really he is no man at all he will suck you dry and will constantly ask for half rent, bills and on top of that wants you to be wife material. You need to RUN!
Look there goes Chuy the half man sister you better run
by Walkslowslow September 23, 2021
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Little man syndrome

The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.
Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.
by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024
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Straight White Man

Some of the most hated people. They get treated like shit even though straight white men are the people who invented most of everything in the entire world.
Jerry: Dumbass cisgender neurotypical heterosexual white skinned men, i hate them!
Bill Gates (a Straight White Man): Nobody cares
by Lexfunni October 16, 2023
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