Leech Man

Basically a dickhead who stares at women ALL the time, comments on them in a sexual way and doesn't stop talking about them to his mates, or himself. Basically sticking to any women he finds attractive.

Josh sees a woman who he finds 'fit'
He turns to his mates.
"OI OI SHES FIT INNT SHE!! NICE ASS BABY!"
*Next day*
"Ayyeee she was so fit fucking hell."
-Leech man

by Floppy Wanger August 18, 2016

Sassy Man Syndrome

A man (or person) who displays large amounts of sass, generally in a feminine or queer manner with large amounts of self confidence. This is usually characterized by stance, quips, and other not so subtle-subtle mannerisms.

There are many possible scenarios where one may exhibit symptoms of Sassy Man Syndrome, and SMS (Sassy Man Syndrome) is not a joke, so it is important to be aware of these signs so you can seek the help necessary for those with SMS /j
Some of these examples are;

Example A
man: *says something super sassy with a smug ass look*
person: that guy has a serious case of Sassy Man Syndrome

Example B
man: *sits with a manspread*
person: I think he has a case of Sassy Man Syndrome

by VisibleConfusions May 21, 2024

Scary man

A man who can cook

Wow that man can cook scary man

by Bruh888678 June 25, 2021

Scary Man

A man who decides to make people scream by doing many fearful and unexpected things.

Lucas promised to become a scary man around Graham when he lied about his identity.

by Wifi Goes Die December 07, 2020

Dead Man’s Bling

Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member

Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa

by Dmiester3007 March 14, 2018

Smoke a man

Having a man spread his legs and put his dick in your mouth, while you suck it one must grab a lighter and light his ass hairs on fire, allowing the smoke to come out his urethra and into your mouth.

Have you ever had the chance to smoke a man, the flavor is quite appealing.

by xhmxnano July 28, 2024

Dan the trombone man

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.

Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses

by The Kiley February 03, 2015