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you wot mate

alr lads so i gotta explain this bloody thing when a bri’ish guy gets insulted and he’s full bloody bri’ish then he gonna say “YOU WOT MATE”
Person 1: oi mate you ugly mate
Boris Johnson: YOU WOT MATE ARE YOU BLOODY MAD
by smmr <3 January 13, 2023
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Maid You Look!

This is a joke on the singer Meghan Trainor's "Made You Look" song. I will tell more about this, in my example.
What Meghan Trainor, a female singer, decides with her fellow band members, to dress up as maids, and make a "Maid You Look!" maid service? Then they sneak into people's residences, and play music for them! Although they don't clean places, the customers pay them anyways, since they love the songs and music! A joke!
by I'mcrazy April 4, 2023
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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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What the fuck did you just say about me?

Jax, your face looks like an elephant.

Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?

HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT
by SexualAnonymous April 8, 2023
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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
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Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push
Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push
by SwwSSWswWWswS April 8, 2023
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I’m mental about you

A quote from the bookAll the young dudes” by MsKingBean said by a gay werewolf
Lupin- I’m mental about you
Sirius- I’m mental about you too
by Pyrophobia April 9, 2023
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