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G I C

An educational establishment where budding students lose all originality.

Creativity and freedom of thought and speech are banned. Success is not an option and failure in life is guaranteed.
G. I. C. Is an acronym for: Government Indoctrination Camp.
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School, College, University - Each of theses establishments may be termed, Gic.or G I C
Marlon B, asks Alpa, “Hey homie, why you not come ‘round no more, and man, why you wearing a shirt and tie?”
Alpa Cheetos responds, “Hey, you know I can’t read or write much at all.. Well I study hard and just got me a genuine ‘Degree’ from a G I C college”.
Marlon, “What’s the Degree in?”.
Alpa, “I got a B.A. in ‘T.V.S.O.’ …yeah, I got a first, did the whole Cap and Gown stuff…very proud. Now I’m off to start my new job - things are really looking up!”
Marlon, “Amazing, man you did turn out real smart after all. Sounds really important, Al.

Say, what is, T.V.S.O. ?? And what’s the new job? Also, can you explain to me, just what is a, G I C, College?
Alpa Cheetos smiles, proudly pushes out his chest and explains:

“T.V.S.O. stands for ‘Television Soap Operas’ and that’s my Degree! It enabled my to realize my life’s ambition - I got a job at McDonalds! Oh, and College GICs are great - they lend you money to pay for your studies, Pay you wages while you study and don’t mind if you never attend a lecture… G I C Stands for Government Indoctrination Camp!
There are lots of them about and..”
Marlon, being seduced by the false promises of Academia, falling into a hypnotic trance…“O.K. I’m sold! Sign me up now! Give me the number… this G I C sounds awesome…”
by MLMCEY January 4, 2026
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I am Adolf Hitler

What Adolf Hitler says before destroying Darth Vader in a rap battle
I am Adolf Hitler, Commander of the Third Reich! (Little known fact, also dope on the mic!)
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She ro my blox 'till I noob

A replacement for she jerk my dick till I cum, but roblox🚿C===✊️==3
Girl: beating yo shit.

You: cums everywhere.

Girl: licks it up.

You: oh my fucking god, calls hb. Yo my nigga. My girlfriend, she ro my blox 'till I noob

Girl: breaks up with you on the spot

Im more into men who play league.

Dumbass fucking nigga.
by misteak January 7, 2026
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I-20 Stupid

It is the special kind of incredibly dumb that comes with being a Christo-fascist dickhead in the Interstate 20 corridor between Georgia and Texas.
That Tommy Tuberville isn't just dumb, he's fucking I-20 stupid.
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I HAVE DIARRHEA

what a little bitch says when they have shit/human waste. When the girl was trying to make you laugh and you had to POopOo and you laugh so hard you shit your pants
OH NO I NEED TO SHIT! Wait... I HAVE DIARRHEA
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I Understand

Heh... Reminds me of what I said about kids surpassing their parents...
Hym "Oh no I understand... I understand. And I understand what you want me to do but I'm not entirely certain how to go about doing it in such a way that it prevents them from doing what I know that are trying to do... A higher level of certainty is required. I'm still not even sure what I've already done is enough... This sucks. This suuuucks! Heh, therein lies the flaw in my philosophy I suppose..."
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I Told You So

I Told You So is something that we (komik uai) called a movement, an appreciation, a message that we MUST spread to our society.

The message is about how our generation see ourselves in the future and what we should do now to get there! we must make good use of our time for a better future. So, let’s take our little step to our big dreams and future, together.
Before you get “I Told You So” to your face!
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