Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018

why are u reading this

suck a dick

like i said, suck a dick why are u reading this?

by LoganFuckingSucks August 19, 2020

That's not why they did it

How the fuck do you know, Piers? Is that why THEY SAID they did it or are you just projecting the motivation you would like them to have on them so you can smear what's his name?

Hym "That's not why they did it? That's YOUR OPINION Piers. Or you are desperate to scapegoat Tommy Robinson. Either or."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. May 21, 2025

The why

Then why. THEN WHY!! Not The Why, THEN WHY!!!

(1) The why?
(2) THEN WHY!!!!! *kills (1)*

by theostarguyyy September 8, 2024

Why

If You Trip On A Giant Y You will wonder why

Because the universe did it

Person : * Runs And Trips On A Y

Person : WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by I Sexually Identify As Tom April 10, 2017