strap-on warrior

A lesbian who gives that good strap.
Usually are studs or masculine.

I heard Jojo Siwa is a strap-on warrior. Her girl was limping out the front door last night.

by straponwarrior777 April 1, 2024

Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.

“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy”

by VLTN May 12, 2024

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024

Dark Woke Warrior

Coined by based Kyle Kulinski, a dark woke warrior is an individual who spreads peace, love, and joy all while being benevolent but heavy handed. It’s the antitheses of “tolerant left” the right likes to imagine.

Holy shit, that Dark Woke Warrior just slapped the shit out of that racist! Way to go

by Heinrich Hoffman March 10, 2026

Comedy Guardian Warrior

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.

"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025

One date warrior

One who only gets one date then gets ghosted, Will Emmert

Will Emmert is a one date warrior

by Bduckbald April 14, 2025

Broke Nigga Warrior Syndrome

A term for when a person who is unemployed and takes pride in it with a bullshit excuse.

John-why don’t you have a job Sam
Sam- oh I just wanna claim the unemployment

John-sounds like you have a case of broke nigga warrior syndrome Sam.
Sam- How do I fix this?
John- get a job nigger

by m0nkfunk April 15, 2025