Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

ladies going out and they pus thyre boobs up or put thyre hand in thyre bra just to fix theyre boobs which looks like teyre are wanking but its theyre tits so tit wank
by somerandom2009 December 11, 2009

using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuck it
by lexlewis February 21, 2009

In the movie THX-1138, THX uses a Wank machine
(contrary to my example sentence wank machines are real and they feel goooooood!)
(contrary to my example sentence wank machines are real and they feel goooooood!)
by ME!! January 25, 2005

The Art of spreading Pate over ones penis, whilst placing a fresh crusty bagette up the anus, completed with a bottle of Red plonk poured over the head.
by Major Rossi July 6, 2007

Origin: J0sk0r R0sk0r created this word while insulting a bunch of people.
A wank flower is one of these:
1. Some one who smells like they just masturbated.
2. Some one who masturbates with flowers.
3. Some one who enjoys drawing with cum.
A wank flower is one of these:
1. Some one who smells like they just masturbated.
2. Some one who masturbates with flowers.
3. Some one who enjoys drawing with cum.
1. Donny, Chrono Itoshi, Strider, and Patrick Redwood are all disgusting wank flowers so don't go near them.
2. I hope you break your ear, you wank flower!
2. I hope you break your ear, you wank flower!
by J0sk0r R0sk0r July 30, 2004
