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wank biscuit

Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003
mugGet the wank biscuitmug.

blow wank

wanking someone off whilst sucking the end....
by gor May 20, 2003
mugGet the blow wankmug.

tit wank

ladies allways touching there boobs or ladies seeing if milk will come out
ladies going out and they pus thyre boobs up or put thyre hand in thyre bra just to fix theyre boobs which looks like teyre are wanking but its theyre tits so tit wank
by somerandom2009 December 11, 2009
mugGet the tit wankmug.

shank and wank

using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuck it
Henry fucked up real bad and got the shank and wank.
by lexlewis February 21, 2009
mugGet the shank and wankmug.

Wank Machine

A machine that is designed to whack you off.
In the movie THX-1138, THX uses a Wank machine

(contrary to my example sentence wank machines are real and they feel goooooood!)
by ME!! January 25, 2005
mugGet the Wank Machinemug.

French Wank

The Art of spreading Pate over ones penis, whilst placing a fresh crusty bagette up the anus, completed with a bottle of Red plonk poured over the head.
French Wank. Just try it. I tried it and its great!
by Major Rossi July 6, 2007
mugGet the French Wankmug.

wank flower

Origin: J0sk0r R0sk0r created this word while insulting a bunch of people.

A wank flower is one of these:
1. Some one who smells like they just masturbated.
2. Some one who masturbates with flowers.
3. Some one who enjoys drawing with cum.
1. Donny, Chrono Itoshi, Strider, and Patrick Redwood are all disgusting wank flowers so don't go near them.
2. I hope you break your ear, you wank flower!
by J0sk0r R0sk0r July 30, 2004
mugGet the wank flowermug.

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