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Ima snap ur neck

When ur very mad or being honest
HelpMe: hi
Noobmaster69: shut
HelpMe: ima snap ur neck u fat cunt

Noobmaster69: shut
by Timm cook June 25, 2020
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checking to see if ur cake

possible tw

basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.
girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?

boy: no, what happened?

girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake

boy: oh dear

checking to see if ur cake
by aussie_qunt August 23, 2020
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kick ur friend day

On 1st of November it’s kick ur friend day. You better get ur foot ready
You: Hey it’s kick ur friend day stand still

Friend: wait wha...... aaaaarrrrrggggg
by Lisa silpson October 30, 2020
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Ur mum gay lol

Yeet 1:go die in whole
Yeet 2:ur mum gay lol
by Yeeeturmumgaylol October 1, 2020
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ur mom gay kid

Person 1: bruh fuck off
Person 2: ur mom gay kid stfu
Person 1: *cries in the corner*
by Diego Rivas Slayer October 12, 2020
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set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".
guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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Ur son/daughter bi

John: ur mum gay
Gerlad: ur dad lesbian
God: ur son/daughter bi
*Everyone dies*
by Daddy Longstaff March 9, 2018
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