ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.

Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickythepain May 25, 2018

ur mom gay lol

the insult that will blow your dick straight off and you won't ever have sex with anybody

Fat Fuck: you a nigga
You: ur mom gay lol
Fat Fuck: shit well i cant reproduce

by foop629 August 18, 2019

set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

Ur son/daughter bi

The worst of the worst

John: ur mum gay
Gerlad: ur dad lesbian
God: ur son/daughter bi
*Everyone dies*

by Daddy Longstaff March 9, 2018

ur poppy gives the sloppy

Worse than ur granny a tranny

Bob: ur mom gay
Joey: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Joey: Bitch don't make me
Bob: Bet nigga lol
Joey: Ur poppy gives the sloppy
*universe fucking implodes*

by lol nigga try me March 14, 2018

ur family tree LGBT

The ultimate comeback, overrules all other family-related insults.
Whoever receives this comeback needs to re-evaluate their existence.

David: "ur mom gay lol"
Joep: "don't make me say it"

David: "and ur granny tranny "
Joep: "ur family tree LGBT "
David now needs therapy in order to get his life back on track

by Tappie23 March 14, 2018

Ur aunt a gass plant

Well you could say that your mom gay, your dad lesbian , your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap is bad, like really bad, but then you haven't heared of this yet! this will completely destroy your hopes and dreams! no u ain't even possible on this one.

Her: Your grandpap a trap
Me: Ur aunt a gass plant
Her *evaporates and gets swollen by a demon*

by LPTC1066 March 14, 2018