ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018

ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.

Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickythepain April 12, 2018

ur bike is in the 3rd reich

Fucking destroys anyone much more than ur daught a thot does. It is the ultimate end for anyone who comes across it and will spell out their doom upon hearing it.

(Michael comes back to life)
Jeff: Holy shit Michael!
Michael: (in fucking Satanic voice) ur bike is in the 3rd reich!!!!
(Jeff fucking dies instantly, his soul visibly rising to Heaven)

by Fucking Destroyed, Inc. March 29, 2018

ur mom is beautiful 🤤

if u say this ur a fucking weirdo weirdman weird

im a weirdo and ur mom is beautiful 🤤

by imakeweirddefinitions January 20, 2023

Ur mum gay lol

Daddy

Yeet 1:go die in whole
Yeet 2:ur mum gay lol

by Yeeeturmumgaylol October 01, 2020

ur dad postman pat

Better than every insult.

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.

by Mattyholden April 02, 2018

ur mom big gaye

verry offensive sentrnce that can destroy a mans life.

person1: ur mom big gaye
person2: :(

by leaisgay May 15, 2018