Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

two-balled bitch

A male who has bitchy qualities

My ex is a two-balled bitch.

by Veggie Girl April 27, 2006

two in the stank

A variation of the shocker. Index finger in the vag with the ring finger and pinkie in the stank.

Rachel prefers two in the stank rather than one.

by kduballstar August 3, 2007

Two Kids in a Sandbox

The single most disgusting video on the web, in which a dude gets a dildo shoved in his penis.

Boy 1 "do you want to cry boy 2"
Boy 2 "yes"
Boy 1 "Watch Two kids in a sandbox"
Boy 2 "crying"

by OUCH!!! September 28, 2009

two hander

bobby

"woah is that bobby? he has a giant two hander!"

by Urban Dickhole October 13, 2011

TWO BOB KNOCKER

to describe somebody who acts a twat and is wasting your time

an individual who you work with who is no good at their job and is a two bob knocker

by leerob October 20, 2008

two stroke barbecue

The occurence of a guy not lasting very long in the sack before he ejaculates. The type of barbecue that involves hotdogs and buns but doesn't last long enough to be a party.

"You need to make yourself last longer. I don't want another two stroke barbecue"

by Black Cobra September 14, 2011