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tit stick

A woman who offers little else upon first glance than a nice pair of tits and a slim body. The woman usually appears a bit ditzy, superficial, or generally uninteresting except in the physical dimensions.

Eye candy for breast-focused men.
"Hey, let's get out of here. All I see are a bunch of tit sticks with their gin and tonics. I'm looking for women of substance."
by Richard McCallister April 3, 2006
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Sugar tits

A woman with nice breasts.

Originally attributed to Mel Gibson during is drunken driving arrest towards a female officer. In reality it was one of the arresting officers who stated that Gibson said it.
by X-Ray Camper March 3, 2009
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Tiger Tits

Noun: A female usually from Jersey with a breast size larger than her brain. Outwardly dumb and often willing to expose said breasts for alcohol.
Look at Tiger Tits flashing tailgaters for beer.
by Chris whitman October 9, 2007
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bitch tits

The nasty boobs you grow from eating too much fatttening foods. When you suffer from obesity you get moobs aka bitch tits. I kinda look like a woman from growing a set of bitch tits. Ladies tend to laugh at me for it and i have a hard time taking off my shirt.
i hate having bitch tits.
by Salvatore Harry Vitale IV. March 12, 2009
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bologna tits

That guy's got some serious bolgna tits.
by tim taylor May 13, 2005
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Zombie Tits

Tits, boobs or breasts that do not belong on any living person. Characteristics include dirty, lumpy, lop-sided, unnecessairly big and effectively appalling to all five senses.
I would have totally fucked that chick last night if it weren't for the lazy eye... oh yeah and those nasty Zombie Tits.

Ref. See 28 Days Later, 93min in.
by Professor Lambeau March 4, 2009
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Lobster Tits

Someone who has tight, TIGHT nipples!
"Wow look at those Lobster Tits!!!"-in person

"Hey Lobster Tits!" - on msn
by Mitch and Mandy March 29, 2007
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