Hog Tied

To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.

Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015

The Rising Tied

an awesome hip-hop album by Fort Minor, the moniker of Mike Shinoda. instead of rapping about cash, hoes and getting crunk, he raps about decent topics and has very well written lyrics. the definition of the album title, "the rising tied" is that they are a rising group of tied people. the album features collaborations with underground rap group, Styles Of Beyond, and singers such as John Legend and Holly Brook.

mike shinoda wrote every song, played every instrument (except the violins, cellos and turntable scratching), and produced and mixed the rising tied.

by Alpha Badrem April 8, 2006

Hero of Time

the title given to Link in the game Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Link is the Hero of Time

by Ikires February 15, 2009

Time Tripping

When you take some really good acid tabs you end up in the mid 60's if you get a bad one you end up in the late eighties. Generally sold by brett and jermaine of flight of the conchords when they aren't playing a show.

I was time tripping back to the mid 60s and saw David Bowie at a fondue party.

by Twentys1x December 10, 2009

Wagner Time

Being 100-1000% later than every stated time arrival. A mental illness that creates a black-hole like time warp in ones mind that creates the illusion that you drive a fucking Delorean and can somehow bend the space-time continuum and travel at impossible speeds to reach stated destinations.

Hey, I gotta run to Menomonie, WI. Then St Paul. Then Stillwater. Then North Saint Paul. Then back to Menomonie. I'll meet you at the bar in 10 minutes, Wagner Time motherflower.

by Mnknockoutkid September 4, 2010

all time high

the meaning of staying clean or good at something all the time

my crib is at a all time high

by clarence murphy July 7, 2006

Bird Time Go

Commonly abbreviated "BTG", Bird Time Go is the second illest and nastiest 8 Piece Hip-Hop group (second to Wu-Tang Clan), consisting of:

BB Thirst (Tim Ahern)
Dr. Z (Dan Rich)
J Blaze (Jon Burns)
M.C. B-Mic (Steve Johnson)
DJ Oats (Nick Murphy)
J-Caz (Jeff Caswell)
D illin' (Dylan Alexander)
Neal the Real Deal (Neal Beaudreau)

Bird Time Go was formed in southern RI on 8/19/2008. You can listen to them at:

www.myspace.com/birdtimego

Paul: "What the fuck you know 'bout Bird Time Go?"

Sam: "Lyrics so tight, like a fucking game show?"

by babyspookysexy October 4, 2009