someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
by wingsbymm October 16, 2023
Get the aaron taylor johnsonmug. A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants
VERY DANGEROUS
He's probably behind you while you read this.
VERY DANGEROUS
He's probably behind you while you read this.
by Trentthemysticaldixon December 6, 2015
Get the gerald johnsonmug. Caleb Johnson is such a good and bad person at the same time. Caleb Johnson can warm your heart but at can also break it. Caleb is the definition of a Glenn. He is truly what a Glenn is meant to be. A pussy magnet, but only for a short amount of time. He is always laughing and saying stupid shit. Caleb Johnson will sometimes not mean what he says and it can go a long way because you thought you trusted him. Make sure to confront him if this happens because he doesn’t want to hurt anybody.
Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.
He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.
He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
by MiloBasscoming4urASS July 19, 2022
Get the Caleb Johnsonmug. Johnson Davidson is a simple Amish man. He loves his sisters (a bit too much) and would do anything for them. As an Amish man, Johnson Davidson loves building barns
by Diaper sniper December 18, 2020
Get the Johnson Davidsonmug. When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
by Freeoakley February 10, 2017
Get the Magic Johnsonmug. The best friend ever. He will always be by his best friends side in hard times. He has been bullied but is so strong and can fight through it because he is a warrior. A Talen is very nice and easy to talk to. Everyone secretly wants to be his friend. When he is bullied they are just jealous of him.
by Madakenn July 25, 2016
Get the talen johnsonmug. v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.
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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.
That’s a boot right.
That’s a boot right.
by gnostic3 September 10, 2019
Get the johnsonmug.