Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised

some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.

by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010

Johnny Koller

Likes izzy S is weird

yeah basically i know Johnny Koller"

by Aaron Markell May 16, 2023

Johnny

Johnny is a very amazing guy with amazing personality. If you have a Johnny in your life you're very very lucky. He is very kind and helpful. When your sad he will be there for you always. If you're a girl dating Johnny you're very lucky. He would give you chocolates when you're in the mood for them! I'm very grateful to have a Johnny in my life as well.

Johnny: You want some chocolates?!
Girl/Boy: YES YES!

by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021

Johnny Moylan

He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.

Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"

esshay, ima shank ya booo

Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lol man 69696969696969696969 December 7, 2021

Gay Johnny

The most gay person in the world, next to cage gay. Puts wieners in his butt

You are such a gay Johnny

by Cage gay February 10, 2020

Johnny Whitetail

The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them

That sumbitch just pulled a Johnny Whitetail on me

by Highrail Brian May 22, 2021

Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021