I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.
"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008
In The Total Bro Sports Of Hockey And Lacrosse. When A Goal Is Scored In The Upper Part Of The Net Around The Post, Sometimes Hitting The Post And Going Bar Down, For A Goal.
Bar Down Snipes.
Bar Down Snipes.
by CaptainBarron October 04, 2010
by A-iric May 05, 2007
A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.
" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "
"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"
"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"
by calki April 27, 2007
by Dr. Fugswidit May 21, 2018
Cat-top is a term used to refer to a laptop computer that attracts your cat to sit on top of it usually whilst it's in use due to the heat that's generated from it.
Where's your laptop computer - I need to use it.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.
by Cyberwulf October 24, 2014
A shot used in football, a fucking screma drilled into, the upper 90s the goalie will be quivering in his fucking boots when he sees a rocket like that, it’s always fucking bibical however does this accomplishment is known as the fucking king of the field and will forever be known as father. An absolute world class hit
by jalen brunshim May 17, 2023