The feeling you get having had an anal douche session, followed by an anal bleaching then lastly a fisting from a wart-handed, homeless, incest librarian assistant. It resembles the feeling of brutal felching with one's own extremely attractive step sister.
by Saganh January 12, 2014
Get the oliver lanemug. Oliver is the most amazing man you will ever meet. Not only is he kind, compassionate and caring, but he is also extremely genuine as well. He knows how to make others around him smile and laugh like an idiot. He is a 6”2 dark blonde- light brownish hair, Hazel eyed, handsome human who has an incredible effect on others. He makes it extremely easy for others to be themselves around him.
He does not pressure people about things that make them uneasy and is always patient about important topics. I am grateful to have met someone as incredible as him because not only has he taught me a lot about myself but we also have grown together as well. I am very grateful that he accepts me as I am. My flaws, my annoying habits etc and I try to do the same. One thing I truly admire about him is how he never gives up, no matter the situation. He always fights for what he wants which is admirable to say the least. We have the same fucked up dirty humour which helps to lighten moods as well.
He had turned me into a better person and for that I thank him. Love you xxx
He does not pressure people about things that make them uneasy and is always patient about important topics. I am grateful to have met someone as incredible as him because not only has he taught me a lot about myself but we also have grown together as well. I am very grateful that he accepts me as I am. My flaws, my annoying habits etc and I try to do the same. One thing I truly admire about him is how he never gives up, no matter the situation. He always fights for what he wants which is admirable to say the least. We have the same fucked up dirty humour which helps to lighten moods as well.
He had turned me into a better person and for that I thank him. Love you xxx
Oliver is so extraordinary
by Suemay November 22, 2021
Get the Olivermug. Oliver kelly is cricketer that lives and breathes the sport. Unfortunately for him he cant hit one off the square. The only bad thing about Oliver getting out is you then have to put up with his BS in the sheds until the team is rolled.
by Taj Longdong March 12, 2023
Get the Oliver Kellymug. He is a sexy man with a big dick and all girls wants to have sex with him. He is tall and have a nice car.
Oliver you are so sexy.
The first day i met oliver i was in love .
One time i had sex with oliver claesson after i could not walk for one week
The first day i met oliver i was in love .
One time i had sex with oliver claesson after i could not walk for one week
by AmyFOX12345 December 17, 2016
Get the oliver claessonmug. Someone with a cool van. Sells candy for free to make a money living. Pretty chill when you get to know him. Caution: Do NOT follow him to his oven. If you were wondering, he makes a pog burgur. He uses mystery meat.
WOW! You're such an Oliver!
by OldWhiteVanManHeHeHeHa January 18, 2022
Get the Olivermug. by Ggbfhfjdhfhjsiifjnrnf May 20, 2022
Get the Olivermug. A person gennerally described as better than his Turkish counterpart, Emre. Oliver has both a larger penis and a larger gat than Emre.
by oliverthebestone March 1, 2019
Get the Olivermug.