Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

joke

something that isnt meant to be taken seriously

'o u racist u make joke'
'shut up'

by FatAlcoholicYoda October 3, 2020

peele joke

a joke so corny that you laugh because of the awkwardness. Said by teachers, especially former physicists. The most legendary but unfunny jokes ever

peele joke:

Mr. Peele: Can anyone explain the problem on the board?
Class: *silence*
Mr. Peele: *pretends to tap an imaginary microphone* Is this thing on?

by anonymous1101 September 12, 2013

Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

by NickySticks September 15, 2013

joke-poke

the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.

friend 1: "this is hard"

friend 2: "that's what-"

friend 3: "-your mom said last night."

friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"

by uvtan October 10, 2013

Maged joke

A witty comment or play of words designed to be understood by intellectuals of the highest order. It usually elicits mild amusement.

Mike: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
Jason: haha, great Maged joke!

by UDSubmitters October 21, 2013

Moben Joke

When a joke is so bad you have to refer to it as a 'moben joke', this is the epitome of shitness.

"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."

by MSquared March 23, 2012