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math class

Hey I know, let’s play a game!
Put a finger down if…
1. You feel like math class is a mental torture institution that should be abolished.
2. Nothing you ever learn in Math applies to your real world situations.
3. You had math class at the end of the school day or at the beginning of the school day
4. No matter how hard you studied or how positive you are about the quiz you took, you magically failed.
5. Yet somehow the people who complained that the test was too hard got 90s or 100s
6. Your teacher on the outside looks like a nice person but inside they hate you with a burning passion
7. You were mentally burned out or had an ongoing situation and couldn’t do the homework
8. …But your teacher couldn’t care one bit if your goldfish died
9. Your teacher taught easy equations but left you with the hard ones.😒
10. Throughout anytime in your math class days, you said “Fuck it” or “It is what it is”😒
Now that lunch is over… Time for Math class
*sighs in depression*
by NoFriendlyFire21 August 2, 2024
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2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math

Genius math equation. Invented by the

mathematician big shaq.
Math teacher: 2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math.
Me: mom, are you ok?
by Papa günter January 7, 2018
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skibiti math

means having a strict and nice math teacher with skibiti problems he makes lessons less fun by changing everyone around
teacher: Yo mr Pena
kid 1: Can i sit here?
teacher: No we have a plan
kid 2: ur so skibiti math sir.
by NiggerArchie November 13, 2023
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Robson Maths

Miscounting the amount of golf shots you took
Using Robson maths Doug only hit 5 golf shots when really he hit 7 and lost 2 balls
by anonymous May 28, 2025
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Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
by carhepsin October 5, 2021
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Math Sheriff

Someone who watches over all math. Like a gatekeeper. The TRUE king of all math has to offer
Tom: “Man Jimmy has been math sheriff for four years now....”

Billy: “yeah I know. People keep having the guts to face him in a dual but no one is able to beat him.....”
by Your worst nightmare 69 November 13, 2018
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Math

Don't commit MATH it will go on your permanent record
by hitahjosh March 21, 2019
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