Gooddard than Phuck

Anything that is above average

Rita brought home some ice cream from Muffs corner market and it was gooddard than phuck.

by muff-69-diver June 11, 2024

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

No power greater than X

Some kind of Xbox slogan in the early 2000s.

For the soul that burns, There is no power greater than X.

by aidenbradley194 July 21, 2024

Smarter than everyone

What? No! I'm worse than a retard! You're the smart ones! So use that smart fucking brainz of yourself to figure out how to get me my fucking money.

Hym "You are clearly the smarter than everyone guy! So where is the stalking guy's head and why don't I have my money?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Can't be smarter than everyone

i jerk off when i pee

"you can't be smarter than everyone"
"wanna watch me piss?"

by Cumtail Awareness Org March 31, 2025