taking her temperature 

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

taking her temperature by Point Oner November 22, 2004

taking a vidas 

a verry large shit. a vidas sometimes requires a stich in the rectum afterwards

that shit took 3 flushes. i love taking a vidas

taking a vidas by nick gers May 11, 2010

Taking Back Sunday 

The best band ever, havent taken their cd out of my player for weeks. Filled with raw, unfiltered tear stained diary compassion.

And for gods sake, you guys (that slag tbs off) are complete pricks, you could never like any sort of emo and obviously don't have any emotions, cos that's what tbs are like; you can relate to them and people get by knowing that there's someone out there that knows what they're going through. Get over the fact that we aren't all "punk" like you and go fuck yourselves if you haven't already.

And with my one last gasping breath I'd apologise, for bleeding on your shirt.

Taking Back Sunday by bridgeburner February 6, 2005

taking back sunday 

the most FUCKING AWESOME emo band in the world... best lyrics... best sound!!! hott lead singer with the best voice ever!!!!

"taking back sunday kicks ass!!"

taking back sunday by cute without the E February 19, 2005

taking the lord's name in vein 

referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".

This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.

Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"

taking the lord's name in vein by Neubian January 19, 2008

Taking A Break 

Used when breaking up with someone. Usually means he/she is scared of their feelings.

Boy: I don't think this is working out.
Girl: Okay... um...
Boy: We are taking a break...
Girl: No I ain't goin' through that again, either you like me or not!
Boy: Okay... Then we're done!
GIrl: Good! 'Cause I got bigger fish to fry!

Taking A Break by yollm_spam December 3, 2018

taking a brett 

The act of defecating.

To remove (impurities, as in a chemical solution); clarify.

To void (feces) from the bowels.

A term developed in Souther California for the popular brett (guitarist in the music scene)

I took a brett just now and it stinks!

Don't bother me, can't you see I'm taking a brett!

I've got to take a brett, I ate way too much!

taking a brett by chinchillakilla March 5, 2009