bliss the table

Setting that shit a blaze

Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.

White people: pass the salt and pepper

Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.

by TrueBlkStory March 16, 2017

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Hit the tables

Play in the casino.

We should hit the tables. Maybe get something out of this. You want to talk about that, I'll be down at the tables. (Unsolved TV Show, episode 2)

by Chingachguk May 19, 2018

peluche en el tablero

Pelo en el paquin

Ya tienes peluche en el tablero

by Getrktfgtlol May 16, 2018

Time is a taddle-tale

Phrase:

Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.

Time always tells.

Everything happens for a reason.

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

Do you think I'll be able to do that one day Dad? I'm certain that if you keep trying you will. Time is a taddle-tale son, it'll tell us when it chooses.

by Blantern August 1, 2018

Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.

Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.

by Karisuta November 3, 2018