sonic shuffle

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.

Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"

by Dirty_toothbrush June 15, 2018

Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.

“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”

by MM197 October 5, 2018

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

Truffle snuffle

The act of performing fellatio on a very small penis, and struggling to find it. Looks a lot like a pig trying to find a truffle.

I tried to go down on Mark last night, but without the light on it was a bit of a truffle snuffle.

by Lorenzo123 January 26, 2019

white suffering

White suffering is having to get up from the sofa to switch «the office» episodes when one is done.

Tucker Carlson: millions of americans are daily victims of white suffering

by Johnlennonbeathiswife March 23, 2019

Garrett shuffle

When your doing the upside down worm and a hot girl is riding you at the same time.

Last night I did the Garrett shuffle in my bed room.

by Weenpeen21garrett April 1, 2019

California shuffle

Addicts are sent to California to get sober, but are bought and sold for their insurance policy’s . The endless cycle of being from sober living to treatment centers. The ending is usually death

It’s not only the California shuffle its the Arizona shuffle the Florida shuffle etc.

by Kingheroin May 7, 2019